Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

(Source: pratt-chris)
"

"Dear Chairman,

It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform that this is a really SHITTY idea. Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you’ve failed to kill time and time again, you’ve also found a way to piss off an entire planet! Now, they may not have the best equipment, and they might not be the best fighters, but as you’re aware, they’ve been fighting for a very. Long. Time. And now that they’re not fighting each other, they’re more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you.

So dear Chairman, to you, and your idiotic mercenaries, we would just like to say… Bring it on, motherfuckers. We are not going ANYWHERE.

From your friends, the incredibly badass and sexually attractive Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer.

P.S. Suck our balls.”

"

Epsilon/Church, Red vs Blue

Season 12, Episode 19.

(via samuraibebop105)

sweattpants:

I found these drawings of disney characters during a zombie apocalypse and I just loved them!

(Source: sweattpants)

maridoodles:

twitter sabo doodles (#`◇´)/

(Source: maridoodles)
vanillaices:

please stop following me

vanillaices:

please stop following me

(Source: vanillaices)

superphuntime:

as-warm-as-choco:

The Samurai Champloo (サムライチャンプルー) cosplayers that stole my heart… Thank you SO much for bringing back so many memories. T_T The anachronisms, the animation, the music, the historical knowledge that it made me search for. I fell in love with Edo Period, japanese mythology and (ukiyo-e) painting. I fell in love with the director (Shinichiro Watanabe) and THEN with Cowboy Bebop. Masaru Gotsubo’s manga. Nakazawa’s designs. Shing02. SO much jazz knowledge from Nujabes’ samples. Thank you, Jun. どうもありがとうございます!Mystline still makes me cry. I fell so much in love it took me 9 months to write a tribute song over The Final View. It took a poem’s time, and hopefully it has the beauty of one… And the dopeness of yours. T_T Hope you and Dilla will listen to it next February 7. There hasn’t been a greek tribute (that sounded ancient) so it will be my honor. R.I.P. Samurai who smells of Sunflowers.

MUGEN (ムゲン,2)  Kyōno (恭乃)
JIN
 (ジン Sakadzuki (サカヅキ)
FUU KASUMI
 (フウ Akane (朱音)

PHOTO BY CHOKORO (ちょころ)

I am utterly amazed, like holy crap!

(Source: ferinams)
britanniafork:

Never Coming Home, Never Coming Home || RvB mix
[cover] [listen] - 8 tracks, 18 minutes 

Cups - Anna Kendrick || When We Were Soldiers - Trocadero || Soldier’s Poem - Muse || Monster - Detektivbyrån || Ghosts That We Knew - Mumford & Sons || The Ghost Of You - My Chemical Romance || Reverie Six (and Change) - Trocadero || Falling Away With You (Music Box) - Muse

britanniafork:

Never Coming Home, Never Coming Home || RvB mix

[cover] [listen] - 8 tracks, 18 minutes 

Cups - Anna Kendrick || When We Were Soldiers - Trocadero || Soldier’s Poem - Muse || Monster - Detektivbyrån || Ghosts That We Knew - Mumford & Sons || The Ghost Of You - My Chemical Romance || Reverie Six (and Change) - Trocadero || Falling Away With You (Music Box) - Muse

eiffelart:

Some more sketches from my twitter!

(Source: eiffelart)

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

atnervesend:

colonel—dog:

robotsandramblings:

underattack86:

My favourite quotes from the hero of this new kids movie. What an excellent role model. It’s such a great tribute to the beloved 80’s franchise to see Optimus Prime portrayed the way he always should have been: as a blood-thirsty killing machine hell-bent on revenge.

i shouldn’t be laughing at this photoset but i am???

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

That sound you’re hearing is me shouting swear words angrily.

(Source: underattack86)

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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Get a knife and stab yourself in the stomach over and over. or as we like to call it: Surgery.

Get a bunch of raw meat and throw it into a fire, or as we like to call it: Gourmet cooking.

Take a typewriter and just mash all over the keys and tape the pages together, or as we like to call it: Professional writing.

Grab a shovel and start digging holes around a field randomly, or as we like to call it: Landscaping.

(Source: copperbooms)

keltena:

[ FE:A caps of the beginning of Morgan’s father support.
MORGAN (to himself): “Hmm… I wonder why I have no memory of my father… All my memories of Mother are so crisp and clear… I remember what an amazing tactician she was, all the time we studied together… But nothing at all about my father. It’s one big blank.”
KELLAM (appearing onscreen): “What are you up to, Morgan?” ]

transezual:

this is probably the most perfect sequence of dialogue experienced in my game like… ever.

(Source: transezual)

the-safety-poobah:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

221cbakerstreet:

lexillest:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Beautiful.

This is rad

we need a superhero like one of these ladies

maybe another hawkeye??

i didn’t even notice until halfway down the post when i read the “being the teacher with the robot leg” sign that i realized everyone is missing a limb. Biomedical Engineers are really outdoing themselves and it’s both fantastic and sometimes even glamorous. 

GUYS ITS A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING POST AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

acediamond:

bigbigtruck:

bedsafely:

I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEINFELD TAG FOR QUOTES AND I FOUND THIS??
they knew I was coming

oh my fucking god

What is this and where can I get more?

acediamond:

bigbigtruck:

bedsafely:

I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEINFELD TAG FOR QUOTES AND I FOUND THIS??

they knew I was coming

oh my fucking god

What is this and where can I get more?

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