go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original.
or as we like to call it
Get a knife and stab yourself in the stomach over and over. or as we like to call it: Surgery.
Get a bunch of raw meat and throw it into a fire, or as we like to call it: Gourmet cooking.
Take a typewriter and just mash all over the keys and tape the pages together, or as we like to call it: Professional writing.
Grab a shovel and start digging holes around a field randomly, or as we like to call it: Landscaping.