Welcome to the blog of Dr. Professor. I'm a college student earning his bachelor's in Video Game Production. Yes that means I plan to WORK FOR VIDEO GAMES when I grow up. Here you will find a lot of One Piece posts. Mostly One Piece. Occasionally Doctor Who, Chrono Trigger, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Homestuck. Also Bastion. And Persona 4. You know what? This is just a general blog for whatever I feel like.
But really no there's gonna be a lot of One Piece here.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Is Luke home?”
“You know what…”
“—he just left.”
“…really?”
“…”
“…yeah.”
So I’m playing Spider-Man: Edge of Time…
And basically the plot so far is I play this really nice guy who’s pretty much down on his luck, the whole world is out to get him and he’s just trying to do the right thing. And basically at the moment, the right thing means going to his death. Which he does because he knows his duty and a lot of other people will die if he doesn’t.
While he’s going to his death, he is constantly yelled at by an alternate version of himself, who is very very angry and stubborn as hell. This yelling takes place within his own head, and the yeller keeps telling him he’s making everything worse.
This sounds familiar.
And now, a reenactment of a cutscene near the end of the game. “Hey Asch, since you’re the original, you do this thing.”
“Because you’re the original version, it makes sense that your powers are stronger than mine. Therefore, logic dictates that you’d be more reliable than me to accomplish this goal that determines the fate of the entire planet.”
“YOU STUPID BASTARD WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY PUT YOURSELF DOWN BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN ABILITIES FOR ONCE RRRRAAAAGH”
“Whoa easy there, I’m just saying, objectively, it makes more sense for you to free Lorelei than me.”
“WHY DID I THINK WE COULD EVER WORK TOGETHER TO KILL VAN?!”
“… That’s what I’m suggesting we do…?”
“WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SAYING YOU’RE INFERIOR?! ALL THE TIME YOU SAY THAT! YOU CONSTANTLY PUT YOURSELF DOWN!”
“No, I mean, well yeah, but that’s more because… you had lots of training… and I kind of sat at home for seven years.”
“WH-WHAT?! NO IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! YOU’RE JUST A DEFECTIVE REPLICA AND I REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOU!”
“Wait, you just said-“
“SHUT UP I HATE YOU YOU STOLE MY LIFE!”
LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY MY NAME IS ASCH
RIGHT NOW THE WHOLE WORLD’S IN TROUBLE AND I’M TRYING TO FIX IT AAAAALLLL BY MYSELF.
LUKE’S TRYING TOO BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW AND I’M GONNA GET MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS
AND I’M NOT GONNA ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS HE HAS BECAUSE I’M A BIG OLD PETTY JERK.
AND I’M STILL GONNA BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW HE STOLE MY LIFE EVEN THOUGH HE KEEPS TRYING TO GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE I’M A LITTLE WHINY MANBABY
LukexTear should be everyone’s OTP.
