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butlertotheprotomen:

commanderbishoujo:

parvollen:

here lies thane krios: his dick was too bomb

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*Sniffs* It was tho

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  • OneP21Jiggawatts 11: 47 pm
  • Dude
  • What if they Tony Stark'd Thane
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  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  • And put in artificial robot lungs
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  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  • That could power a suit of armor
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  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
goddamnitreddas:

momochanners:

kluna01:

If only…if only…
taken from Three Panel Soul



HEY, CATALYST!
LET’S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH

THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED.

goddamnitreddas:

momochanners:

kluna01:

If only…if only…

taken from Three Panel Soul

HEY, CATALYST!

LET’S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH

THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED.

(Source: kluna01)
In an alternate dimension where ME3 was released on Steam…

In an alternate dimension where ME3 was released on Steam…

I imagine when Tali was drunk she just stumbled around the ship telling everyone what her problem was with them

But she was drunk and they’re all her friends so none of her problems made any sense.

"Garrus you think you’re so great with your… snipering and your.. cablibrabitions. Okay. Look, Garrus. Okay. I’M the engineer. I do… all the engineering okay? Okay? You can’t even calbibrate a… SHUT UP. You suck."

Dr. McNinja wrote a better ending for Mass Effect 3 four years ago.

Dr. McNinja wrote a better ending for Mass Effect 3 four years ago.

I am upset that ME3 did not have the geth riding the rachni into glorious battle against the Reapers. While Ride of the Valkyries plays.

Well, granted, I’m not done with the game.

I guess it’s still possible.

DAMN YOU MASS EFFECT 3

STOP WITH THE SIDEQUESTS. EVERY TIME I TRY TO FINISH ONE, TWO MORE POP UP.

STOP IT.

THERE ARE SO MANY.

No ladies. Please. Feel free to go into detail about your affair.
Pretend I’m not even here.
Sexual affair.

No ladies. Please. Feel free to go into detail about your affair.

Pretend I’m not even here.

Sexual affair.

More ME3 spoilers underneath cut! Also questions…
Soooooo… Spoilers for ME3 but also questions.

Mass Effect 3 should have a map like Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater but instead of Shepard on a skateboard he drives the Mako around and does sweet flips and tricks.

radioinactivity:

goddamnitreddas:

I am going to beat every single Reaper to death with my bullets

there is no problem in the world that cannot be solved with more bullets

Bullets.

Are.

For.

Losers.

radioinactivity:

goddamnitreddas:

I am going to beat every single Reaper to death with my bullets

there is no problem in the world that cannot be solved with more bullets

Bullets.

Are.

For.

Losers.

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Mass Effect 3 @ Gamescom 2011 Q&A Summary

jayveesto:

taken from giantbomb.com :)

  • The CE Robot dog is possible to interact with aboard the Normandy, like having it follow you around, play fetch and it apparently has a story to it. No details on whether it’s combat able or not though.
  • Character creator will get a lot more hair styles and facial features in ME3. So expect the hairstyles from the femShep competition to make it into the CC.
  • All squad mates will get their story and closure for ME3 even if they might not be a permanent squad member.
  • We’ll see more of the Yahg (The former Shadow Broker)
  • Not loyalty of people, but loyalty of races. Less focus on building loyalty with squad members and more on the various races. So expect previous loyalty and decisions to play a part in this. 
  • XP system goes back to ME1. No details but they won’t do the mission summary XP from ME2.
  • The fate of the squad mates will not always be up to the player and decisions that feels right can prove to be harmful.
  • The banter will be increased significantly since the squad member group is smaller this time.
  • The ending of ME3 will give closure to the trilogy so don’t expect answers on post ME3 DLC until the game is out.
  • Thane is still alive in ME3. (if he survived Collector Base)
  • Kelly Chambers will return.
  • Romance between Joker and Shepard is a case of “you have to play it to see it”.
  • Side quests will pretty much always be in line with the critical path story.
  • Classes will get new powers with up to six different ways to customize each power.
  • Squad mates appearances and armor will be possible to customize again.
  • ME3 will make you cry!
  • There will be a larger variety of environments compared to ME2.
  • There will be mini games though no announcements.
  • We may see Quarians without masks. Whether that would include Tali or not was left unsaid.
  • The choices you make in the trial at the beginning of ME3 will set the tone for the future in the game.
  • Indoctrination seem to play a role in ME3, possibly including party members.
  • They are discussing possibilities of missions that ties back to your background choice for Shepard.
  • Legion will return with a larger role in ME3.
  • Miranda will be back and has unfinished business with Shepard.
  • Conrad Verner’s back.
  • How many team mates you speak to at the same time aboard the Normandy depends on the context of the missions.
  • And they´ll talk to each other at times and move around the Normandy :`)
  • for the rest of the summary check out the link <3

CONRAD’S BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

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